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Country: United States
State: Pennsylvania
Metro: Philadelphia
Gender: Male
Interests: trying to get buff, volleyball, driving, taking crazy pills, eating the purple berries.
Expertise: i can eat a lot.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Entertainment
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Member Since:
4/27/2003
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| So the condo I live in likes to post memos from time to time in our elevators. Here's the latest:
Let's Talk Lanais
Please note that lanais are not for storage: they are outdoor living spaces. Please do not clutter them with household items and boxes. And please: do not use your lanai as a drying area for clothes.
So I decided to come up with my own analogies, using similar formats, and posted them next to the original memos:
Let's Talk Bathtubs
Please note that bathtubs are not for pissing: they are indoor bathing spaces. Please do not piss in them with your penis or vagina. And please: do not use your bathtub as a sexing area for love.
Here's another one:
Let's Talk Gofuckyourselves
Please note I already follow your goddamn rule of not bbq-ing on my lanai. I also have a small living area in this piece of shit building. And also: where the fuck am I supposed to air-dry my clothes, the goddamn bathtub?
Okay, I didn't really post them...but I'm gonna go pee from my lanai now, bye.
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| what the heck is wrong with xanga.. took me several minutes to figure out how to create a new blog entry bc they keep making this site all high tech.. keep it simple! it's a blog site geez, not a personal homepage.
anyways I've been living in "paradise" aka Honolu"lu, HI for 8 weeks now. guess I am all set with my job, car, housing (with my grandma).
Yep I am officially a Grandma's Boy. it's difficult to get used to, and not exactly something cool to bring up in a conversation. "yo, we can't hang out at my place cuz my roommate is sleeping already"
but can't beat free rent. except I'm paying for all the utilities. got the power bill yesterday and.. seriously grandma, do you have to watch 10 hours of tv a day? I guess in a way i'm contributing to her early death because i'm the one who shipped my 40" lcd tv here and i'm the one who set up this chinese tivo-like cable box that streams like 30 chinese channels. oh wells, she's 81, let the woman do whatever the hell she wants to do.
in a way i guess it's good for me cuz i rarely play video games and watch tv now. but then again i spend more time on my computer.
Things to do:
1. Go swim at the beach (i can't believe i haven't done this yet). need friends who will come along.
2. Waste lots of gas and time by driving to scenic sites, taking loads of pictures, then posting numerous albums on facebook for everyone to pretend to envy but really not give a shit.
3. Try surfing I guess.. but i've been practicing my swimming at the pool downstairs, so i'm working on this. just mastered the doggy-paddle.
4. Make more friends, especially with people at work. will help with #1
5. Study for GMAT
6. Network with the managers so I can land a better position in a year or two.
okay, that list looks good for now. will add or subtract as my days here progress
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| Quit my job yesterday. First day of freedom, feel kinda empty... maybe cuz I'm so bored
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| On Barack Obama's suggestion, Stephen adds Distractions to his On Notice list.
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| Been watching this Japanese drama called Yama Onna Kabe Onna, which literally translates to mountain woman wall woman. Story's about the main characters who work in a department store, one is hot and flat-chested, while the other is cute and well, you know. It's currently up to episode 10, with maybe 2 more left. Each episode basically has the flat-chested woman obsess about boobs, and the whole drama is one boob joke after another, pretty sweet. Can't find this in American tv dramas..
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